The One Where Jasper Stalks the Neighbors

by on 08/15/2017 at 6:09 am

Could’ve been worse, I suppose. It could have been “Fast & Furious Part Whatever” which I absolutely have ended friendships over. I would’ve liked to do something more serious and timely in response to the events of the past weekend, but I’m just too damn slow (been working on this for two weeks, and I pretty much had it written 3 months ago). So let this be my statement instead: I will never judge you based on your race, religion, sexuality, gender, or nationality. But I will judge you if you like bourgeois crap. And I sure as shit will judge you if you’re a hateful, ignorant fuck-wad.