You all thought that the Trump Sandwich was going to be bologna on white bread, didn’t you? Hah! Madonna Jones is modelled on my new best pal Madonna (as far as I can tell, her real name). Why is she in the comic and not, say, you? Cuz she gave me beer! There’s a lesson to be learned here, kids! Evil Bob  is not based on any person living or dead, no matter how much they look like cartoon Evil Bob, and may or may not own a deli in real life. Bob, hope you’re a good sport about this.